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Jeff Johnson

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Quotes by Jeff Johnson

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There is very little that is natural left in people when they stray from the cities. Day hiking in Gore-Tex with a bag of trail mix and a cell phone in a fanny pack and a bottle of iced chai tea clipped to your belt isn’t actually natural, it’s tourism, or worse, voyeurism.
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Tramp stamp. A tattoo in the center of a woman’s lower back. Also referred to as a “California bumper sticker.” The germans refer to this as “arschgeweih,” which translates as “ass antler.” Bravo!
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The fires in the vicinity of our field operational areas are out. At this time, the critical path item for bringing production back on-line appears to be the restoration of electric service in the area.
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This is one where everybody can declare victory and go home.
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You can't put anything on the record, because we can't conduct business.
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I can't think of a worse place to put a church,
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I have to tell her to slow down sometimes.
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I guess a couple of extra threes would have been big. There isn't much you can say when you get open looks. We just need to keep working.
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In conducting business in networked environments, including the Internet, security is absolutely critical, ... The combination of digital certification and remote authentication helps address the key question of whether parties transacting on a network are really who they say they are.
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I'm going to vote against the ordinance because I don't know where the $350,000 would come from,
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